The link is worth a look for more vintage gender-neutral toy advertisements.
How ad campaigns SHOULD be done.
AND THE MOTHER TRUCKIN’ BEST MUSIC MAJORS/HOMOSEXUALS/KATIE (WHO FALLS INTO NEITHER OF THESE CATEGORIES) IN THE WORLD
| me: | *steps up to register with 2 jugs of lemonade* |
| wawa guy: | oh, mixing tonight, eh? |
| me: | erm, what - I uh |
| wawa guy: | mixing drinks? ~ |
| me: | --NO. I'm just really thirsty. |
| I don't drink alcohol, but if I did I probably would not mix it with something as sacred as wawa lemonade. |
I have so much aloe, lotion and Vaseline by my bed for my sunburn. It looks like I’m a 12-year-old boy that just learned how to masturbate.
Gets me every single time
(Source: makebelievethati-impress, via sarabear10)
My thighs do more than touch. They share mystical secrets and whisper spells as I walk.
(via natcakes)